Professor Ed Avery’s Cortizone-Fueled, Bigger-Than-Life, Super Big Gulp-Sized Summer Movie Quiz

~~1) Depending on your mood, your favorite or least-loved movie cliché~~

~~2) Regardless of whether or not you eventually caught up with it, which film classic have you lied about seeing in the past?~~

3) Roland Young or Edward Everett Horton?Em toda sua lubitschiana glória

4) Second favorite Frank Tashlin movie

5) Clockwork Orange– yes or no?
Claro.

6) Best/favorite use of gender dysphoria in a horror filmIsherwood é pai.

7) Melanie Laurent or Blake Lively?

8) Best movie of 2011 (so far…)
Putz.

9) Favorite screen performer with a noticeable facial deformity

10) Lars von Trier: shithead or misunderstood comic savant?
Misunderstood comic savant. Não entendo porque tanta gente ainda não vê algo tão óbvio.

11) Timothy Carey or Henry Silva?

~~12) Low-profile writer who deserves more attention from critics and /or audiences~~

13) Movie most recently viewed theatrically, and on DVD, Blu-ray or streamingAquele em que aprendi a cortar alho com gilete

14) Favorite film noir villain

~~15) Best thing about streaming movies?~~

16) Fay Spain or France Nuyen?

17) Favorite Kirk Douglas movie that isn’t called SpartacusNa verdade há um empate técnico entre Wilder e Minnelli

18) Favorite movie about cars

19) Audrey Totter or Marie Windsor?

20) Existing Stephen King movie adaptation that could use an remake/reboot/overhaulSério. Imagine algo com mais bom gosto, estilo Cat People do Schrader.

~~21) Low-profile director who deserves more attention from critics and/or audiences~~

22) What actor that you previously enjoyed has become distracting or a self-parody?Nicholson não vale, ele é auto-paródia desde os tempos do Corman.

~~23) Best place in the world to see a movie~~

24) Charles McGraw or Sterling Hayden?

25) Second favorite Yasujiro Ozu film

26) Most memorable horror movie father figure

27) Name a non-action-oriented movie that would be fun to see in Sensurround

28) Chris Evans or Ryan Reynolds?
Shit. Eu lá tenho cara de quem morre de amores pelos Evans e Reynolds da vida? Da outra vez escolhi o Reynolds, tanto faz.

~~29) Favorite relatively unknown supporting player, from either or both the classic and the modern era~~

~~30) Real-life movie location you most recently visited or saw~~

31) Second favorite Budd Boetticher movie